English muffins in England are just muffins – but ironically the ones they sell in America are better.
In response to a 50th birthday party invite, a friend replied, “50 is the new 40.” This has kind of thing had been going on for a while. Soon people will be saying, “Dead is the new alive.”
I bought a suit that had a label stating PROFESIONAL DRY CLEAN ONLY. I don’t know about you but I don’t know that many amateur dry cleaners. Not once can I remember a friend saying, “You know nothing helps me unwind at the end of the day like the smell of dry cleaning fluid.”
30,May, 2008 at 12:34 pm |
“You know nothing helps me unwind at the end of the day like the smell of dry cleaning fluid.”
They probably didn’t say it outloud but I am sure many a person was relaxed by a huff or 2, anytime of day.
Sara
30,May, 2008 at 11:15 pm |
Just me then?
11,June, 2008 at 7:57 am |
Related to this but those signs you get in pubs telling you “Quiet smoking only”. How does one smoke quietly? Or conversely noisily? The rules of modern life confuse me.