Three thoughts for Friday

English muffins in England are just muffins – but ironically the ones they sell in America are better.

In response to a 50th birthday party invite, a friend replied, “50 is the new 40.” This has kind of thing had been going on for a while. Soon people will be saying, “Dead is the new alive.”

I bought a suit that had a label stating PROFESIONAL DRY CLEAN ONLY. I don’t know about you but I don’t know that many amateur dry cleaners. Not once can I remember a friend saying, “You know nothing helps me unwind at the end of the day like the smell of dry cleaning fluid.”

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3 Responses to “Three thoughts for Friday”

  1. Sara Says:

    “You know nothing helps me unwind at the end of the day like the smell of dry cleaning fluid.”

    They probably didn’t say it outloud but I am sure many a person was relaxed by a huff or 2, anytime of day.

    Sara

  2. subgear Says:

    Just me then?

  3. Charles Says:

    Related to this but those signs you get in pubs telling you “Quiet smoking only”. How does one smoke quietly? Or conversely noisily? The rules of modern life confuse me.

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