Nocturnal Omission

I had a dream last night and in it I told the funniest story. I said to myself, “I must post that in my blog tomorrow. Now, for the life of me, I can’t remember it.

Shame it was really good.

JL

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3 Responses to “Nocturnal Omission”

  1. Andy Taylor Says:

    Tease

  2. subgear Says:

    That’s really weird. Emo Phillips was in my dream last night and he told his God joke.

    I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! don’t do it!” “Why shouldn’t I?” he said. I said, “Well, there’s so much to live for!” He said, “Like what?” I said, “Well…are you religious or atheist?” He said, “Religious.” I said, “Me too! Are you christian or buddhist?” He said, “Christian.” I said, “Me too! Are you catholic or protestant?” He said, “Protestant.” I said, “Me too! Are you episcopalian or baptist?” He said, “Baptist!” I said,”Wow! Me too! Are you baptist church of god or baptist church of the lord?” He said, “Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you original baptist church of god, or are you reformed baptist church of god?” He said,”Reformed Baptist church of god!” I said, “Me too! Are you reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1879, or reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed baptist church of god, reformation of 1915!” I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.

  3. johnlenahan Says:

    Nothin like an Emo Joke. “I was in the bar jumpin from stool to stool trying to get lucky. But there wasn’t gum under any of them.”

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